check it out yo! The highly professional business cats wall calendar 2013!
Supah Dogs 2013! 12 months of my fun dog portraits. Please tell yer friends!
i’m selling this necklace for auction tomorrow … i need to self promote - thanks for listening! Tell yer peeps. There’s only one and it’s of a queef.

i’m selling this necklace for auction tomorrow … i need to self promote - thanks for listening! Tell yer peeps. There’s only one and it’s of a queef.

Support an independent artist!! ME! Get a Highly Professional Business Cats 2012 Calendar before they’re gone! Thank you, friends!

Support an independent artist!! ME! Get a Highly Professional Business Cats 2012 Calendar before they’re gone! Thank you, friends!

GO TEAM CAGE USA! GO FOR THE GOLD!

GO TEAM CAGE USA! GO FOR THE GOLD!

Kitten Tracker Cage

Kitten Tracker Cage

I was being stalked by a mime - silent but maybe deadly. Somehow, this mime would appear on the set of set of ‘Bringing Out the Dead’ and start doing strange things. I have no idea how it got past security. Finally, the producers took some action and I haven’t seen the mime since. But it was definitely unsettling.

This Charming Cage

This Charming Cage

Extreme Rockabilly Cage

Extreme Rockabilly Cage

uncle nick's interview with a lebanese magazine

What are your biggest regrets in life?  I regret making the film, ‹Wicker Man›, I don’t know if it was a smash hit in Lebanon, but in America it is considered one of the worst films ever made. It has been almost 10 years and people still throw garbage at me for my performance.